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I have a tumblr now, you should go to it instead of this [Some Clever Name]

UGH SO ANYWAY. I haven't postedin forever and it's mostly because I hate 1)html editing (especially for pictures. It's not even hard, but I hate it SO MUCH.) and 2) writing transitions between things I find on the internet that I like. Also, I realised that basically none of this is my own material, though it is a nice archive for stuff I find, which comes in handy, sometimes. But basically, the only reason I'm writing anything right now (all the stuff below this is stuff I was going to post but never got around to it) was because I was reading Hyperbole and a Half and I realised that blogging is cool. If you decide to blog about things. that made no sense. oh well. anyway, now that I'm finished with High School (ugh, thank goodness) I might have time to blog. I'll probably still procrastinate it away, but hey, now I'll have something to copy and paste in to my 750 words every night :) so here's the stuff that I was going to talk about: Or maybe succee...

because Google Analytics enables me to. Anyway, creepiness aside, I have a bunch of random drafts that I've been meaning to post (most of them having something to do with tetris...) so, i thought I'd just compile them here. "coolest thing ever. Tresling. Anyway, I found one very useful site, it is called Know your Meme . Very useful for understanding various internet inside jokes, or memes. The End " ok, turns out it was just one that actually had substance, but whatever. anyway, I've discovered a beautiful site(not unlike failblog etc) called Funny Exam Answers . It's glorious.

this is like the webcomics special. Mostly because I've been reading Webcomics like CRAAAAAZY lately. anyway, I want to slap on a disclaimer first, none of these comics are kid friendly, I'll give specific warnings as to why, but all these comics are meant for young adult and older. First, the one that really started me off on my webcomic craze is The meek by Alexds1 updates: randomly, but more or less weekly with one page warnings: swear words, nudity. Nothing tasteless, but still, you should be aware. The art in this is superb, not to mention the characters, the story is intruiguing, even if there's only one completed chapter xkcd by Randall Munroe updates: every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday warnings: swears, some sexual content(not on all),other adult things...I don't know, math/science related humour (that shouldn't be a warning, but you might not get some of the jokes) For what it lacks in artsy fartsyness, it more than makes up for in hilarity and injoke...

and now, I plug for myself: I did this for school. I promise to not do this very often, it's jsut I've got a lot of positive feedback so I figured people would enjoy it, here you go.

I found one very useful site, it is called Know your Meme . Very useful for understanding various internet inside jokes/memes. anyway, back to the title, somehow I did. lately I've been researching memes like CRAZY and I'm amazing I've completely forgotten Shoop da Whoop or "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!" or "I'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!" this meme is fairly huge, though its origins are debatable. anyway, it's resulted in a lot of youtube videos and I've found a couple of collabs of newgrounds. the Lazer Collab and the lazer collab part 2 , which I think is better than the first one. I think some of these might swear, I don't know, I can't remember Also, Tresling. The End

" Where's my fannypack? this workout is over." bahaha, I think this site was made by hard core right wing ultra conservative baptist or something(I would say the amish, but they don't believe in technology), or maybe hermits who don't believe in social interaction, better yet! it was probably made by some stoicist or something; it's great. it shows the evils of prom(DUN DUN DUN!!!!!). I love things that are unintentionally hilarious. Life. The Anti-Prom. I prefer the Homeschool prom(you know, where you dress up really fancy and go and eat McDonalds or something similarly cheap), but I must say, all those symptoms are pretty intense, it's made me think twice, let me tell ya. I mean take a look at some of the conseequences listed " A 1999 study by the National Institute on Societal Abuse and Prom says that an 18-year old who attends prom has a 96% greater chance of watching network television later in life." Network Television, that's pretty ...

And now for a post that is considerably more visual: I just remembered this great collection of art by *nocturnal moth . They're anthropomorphized inanimate objects(in other words, she drew on random stuff she had at her house and took pictures of the silliness that ensued). there are only a few of them, but they're greatly entertaining, here are some samples: itsy bitsy pills - p1 Enjoy your Breakfast Check out the rest of the collection . Now, I'm actually surprised I haven't mentioned this yet. One of the more hilarious blogs is Awkward Family Photos , which has a great selection of hilariously bad pictures, mostly family photos, though some are prom pics etc. here's an example: Also, Merrisa the Mermaid

"Excessive conflict and violence is dangerous and warring chinchillas must be separated" -wikipedia article on chinchillas I found that on wikipedia yesterday because I was wondering whether or not it was true that you can accidently kill a chinchilla by petting it too hard(supposedly its fur isn't very firmly attached to the rest of it and if you pet it too hard it rips the fur off the body and they bleed to death), so far I've found no evidence of that happening though. Alright, now then. hem hem. one of my latest discoveries is Stuff White People Like . It's a blog whose title is very self explanatory. One of my more favourite posts is #108 Appearing to enjoy Classical Music . It's great. By the way, if you think that it's racist, you have no sense of humor. On the topic of blogs and the like I may as well make mention of Failblog and it's associated creations( Icanhascheezeburger and the like). this definitely goes under the category of thin...

Red Remover by Gaz Thomas the song is definitely my favourite part. I'm going to be really lazy and just hyperlink all these awesome photos I found on deviantart. Rainbow country by =karil miss you.... by =IgNgRez m xx 123 by *scarabuss hurrah, I'm going on a vacation now.

Batman: Bright Day by HotDiggedyDemon also, have you heard of Wizard Rock ? coolest thing ever. I found out about it today when I was reading about it in Time I am most assuredly going to start a wrock band.

as you can probably see(if not, I question your computer) I have created a new banner. so that I won't feel like a con artist, I've provided the sources for all them. I will be proceding from left to right because in America, that is how we do things. :D ok, the first one is our old favourite mascot, the parody of Derek Stiles from the Wii game "Trauma center: second option"(yes. I only just barely figured that out. DON'T MOCK ME!) in Awesome Center Redux as you know since you obviously read the last post *wide eyed stare with slight twitch in left eye* Next to him is Edward. yes edward cullen. I've decided to save my twilight edition for when New moon comes out so I can *cough* celebrate *hack cough* anyhow. this is from one of the cartoons I will feature "Twatlight" which I must say...well I won't get into it yet. Next to him is James Potter from Makani's "the Maraunerds" bahaha, I love it, read the description, it makes every...

This post is going to be long because I combined two posts Probably one of the more hilarious youtube videos I've recently come across. Even if you don't know ANYTHING about Half life I think you will still find this to be the most retardedly funny things in quite some time. If you're wondering about the oddity of the 'script' It was some fanfic written by somebody who clearly does not speak english, or else has some serious mental problems...either way makes for great hilarity. original story can be found here . Alos look at the rest of them(there are three others) they're almost as entertaining...almost this is stackle * it's insane. I found it on Newgrounds and I must say it's fun, whether you're trying to keep the stack tall and strong or if you're just trying to destroy it. developed by www.natekgames.com here's a tower I made (zoom out to see it's true "beauty") Also found some crazy stuff on deviantart like The Shallow ...

I have made a page for this on facebook, which will hopefully improve on the amount of people who are checking this out and see what I see. so, for those of you who are looking at this because of my page of newly made-ness: I was Here by =xxkiriku lemon V by *Jeyigar and by the way, I've decided that Twitter is, in fact, useless

Who'da thunk? anyway, I actually logged on since I heard all this stuff about tweets and the Iran Election. and Seriously, when you tweet you actually feel like you're part of it, which I think is fairly awesome. so...that's cool and stuff. I don't have much else to say, I just thought I'd mention that.

HOOOOOOLY crap. I just finished the most insane if not somewhat frustrating "click and escape" games. except it's lost its mind, which actually I liked a lot about it and made it so much more entertaining than ones with "stories" behind them :P thou shalt check it right now: stupid game by slinkers . Whilst you're there(or getting very frustrated and need something else to look at for a while) check out the rest of her gallery on deviantart. some of her Harry potter stuff is hilarious, for those who are awesome enough to read Harry Potter, that is. which reminds me... a little preview for my Twilight edition: "Bella Likes Twilight" by Makani and check out the rest of her awesomeness(I personally think she should have illustrated HP) und that is all for now!

but really not. So I tried out Twitter , and I have realised it's about the most ridiculous thing on the internet. it's more or less, facebook boiled down into status updates, which is nice, but as long as there are other aspects as well(which on twitter, there clearly aren't). Another thing, is that I don't know anyone who uses twitter, again, facebook seems to be much better for communicating. I don't really understand why all the big news channels are making such a big deal about it, it's a really a silly website of mostly pointlessness. besides, who wants to know your every bowel movement anyway? ok, rant over. elsewhere on the internet it is spring! so here are some spring inspired artwork, courtesy of deviantART Soft Day by *demonmathiel Hello Spring by *meppol Tulip day by =onixa

it just keeps getting weirder. but check it out, Charlie the Unicorn Three is out on Newgrounds(and has probably already been pirated to youtube). If you are some kind of internet hermit and have no idea what Charlie the Unicorn is, see the first and second ones. that's about it.

I have no idea why I randomly went to valley girl something weird mode with that title. anyway. This post will be mostly me stating the(in my mind) obvious things of the internet ~ Etsy is this Curaaasy place of homemade stuff that people sell. most of the stuff on there is amazing! you guys should all check it out because it's basically awesome. ~Also take a look at Pandora . definitely the best internet radio. your username is your email address so that's pretty easy. the nice thing is that it's about as custom made as you can get it. you can hand craft your own radio based on a certain artist/composer or pick a genre one that Pandora has already made. check it: ~Another great thing you should look at is Yahoo answers . I freaking live there. I love answering questions, it's good fun XD you know what, while we're being dreadfully obvious, why don't you take a look at Facebook , or Youtube , maybe even Amazon :P

bwaha, I've found a new game that is. INSANE. it is below, you should play it :P Play Games at freeworldgroup if that isn't working, click here.